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[toughleaf]

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DM, 4/29

[toughleaf]

I wanna ask why but I'm terrified you're about to tell me someone's pregnant

DM, 4/29

[paramedicals]

Not that I know of, but it's a matter of time.

DM, 4/29

[toughleaf]

God and the last thing we need is an outbreak of syphilis. Your encyclopedias tell you anything about how to make lambskin condoms?

DM, 4/29

[paramedicals]

I think it's pretty straightforward.

DM, 4/29

[toughleaf]

I bet it's annoying as fuck and woulda been a great task to drop in Ares' lap before we took off. Think we should start scrounging around libraries for biology textbooks with pictures of STDs and uteruses with unrealistic beauty standards?

DM, 4/29

[paramedicals]

I'd make him do it anyway but I think I'm going to need to give him a sabbatical when we get back.

You think we're going to find comprehensive sex ed teaching materials in Wyoming?

DM, 4/29

[toughleaf]

Sounds great if your goal is to make him go absolutely fucking insane

Surely Wyoming had hippies and doctors somewhere. Or a pile of books they never got around to burning.

DM, 4/29

[paramedicals]

I'm kind of thinking about making everyone do it.

Keep an eye out, but books are heavy. Best of the best only.