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dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

They did. They were rented. But he really had guinea pigs. He just didn't want them in danger. So they had to find exact replicas.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

What the fuck

I'm so mad I haven't been given an opportunity to eat the rich

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

Can't help you. Not rich anymore.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

Who do we think counts as rich these days? Should I be putting the moves on Mara?

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

Probably. Infinite junk.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

So just how rich were you

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

The kind where it'd be rude of me. To answer this question.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

Nice. When I was 14 I'd read historical fiction and fantasize about beheading the bourgeoisie in the streets of Prescott. I had exactly zero concept of what constituted the bourgeoisie.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

Oh. Similar. Except then later I realized I would've been beheaded. Just so fast.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

I bet at least some of the zeds we've put down were landlords and subprime mortgage lenders and shit. Those teen dorks can have those little crumbs.

And who knows, maybe one of these days I'll behead you.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

I escaped from Seattle. Almost surely I have.

Hm. You can try.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

[...] What was the situation like in Seattle? I've literally been at work at the same job at the same place since before Day Zero, I only ever get this shit second hand.

You'd be amazed at how stealthy I can be while dragging a functional guillotine through the streets.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

Oh.
Bad.
[...] Felt like. Everyone was dead. Or gone already. We got out the day before the bombs. Though. So I don't know about after that.

There's so many easier ways. Piano wires. Come on.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

I guess Red Talon's over there now for a reason. Is it wrong to hope Grandmother or whatever fucks them up a little bit

What about ukulele strings. I'm willing to experiment.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

I hope it fucks them up. Entirely. So.

Way too twee. Instant poltergeist on your hands.

dm, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

So at least we're both wrong and I'm stronger than everyone here

Blasted in the face with a firehose would be a hilarious way for a member of the upper crust to go.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

Leap of logic, there.

And don't you dare.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

I just want it on the record that I'm very strong and can beat up anyone here who disagrees

Don't worry. I'll make sure you leave a beautiful corpse.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

[...] I'm going to have to be the one to say. Twice this time. Prove it.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

But you're in sports purgatory, how can you watch me fight

I guess the part about the beautiful corpse was right at least.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

You could come fight someone on the field. End this game.

Forever hot but forever in athletic pants. I don't know.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

Who would you wanna see me fight out there first

I could think of a solution for the latter part but it's only temporary

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

None of these men would even be good fighters.
Maybe Emre. He once implied I didn't know how a camp heater worked.

If I'm really dead. They'll just stay stuck on I think.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[toughleaf]

I actually think a knockdown drag-out hair-pulling fight with Emre would be extremely therapeutic for both of us

Oh well that's a shame. They don't highlight your assets at all.

DM, 12/2, 14th inning of the baseball game

[fixeddown]

Hm.
On second thought watch your back.