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I usually shave a couple points off of any man's assessment of his own skills. But tell me more about the stupid running.

smart.

i think he's like, trying to look handsome while he's doing it. way too much effort

That is so fucking mean and also hilarious.

he's playing with us, right? you'll se what i mean

~~Your guess is as good as~~ If he's not too busy.

too BUSY for BASEBALL??

Yeah sometimes people try to die around us. Sometimes they just need a signature.

i'm functionally dying rn and i'd understand if everyone had to go play baseball

Personally I'd expect at least a little wailing and rending of garments before they hit the diamond.

maybe